maybe i should do my homework
let’s consult david tennant
david tennant has spoken
this post is my whole life
i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying
rule number 1: You never ever tell someone to kill themselves
rule number 2: You never tell someone that they are fat
rule number 3: You never tell someone that they are thin
rule number 4: You never judge someone and point their flaws
rule number 5: If you don’t have anything nice to say just shut the hell up
I love that feeling when I meet someone new and I can talk with him. Just like that. About everything. And it’s not awkward, it’s natural. It doesn’t happen very often. But if it does… having someone who understands the way I think… it’s priceless.
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"
"Dad, you don’t mean-"
"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".